Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Jewish Fast Day Tisha B'Av

Luke Ford writes:

What is the Jewish fast day of Tisha B’Av? Check out its Wikipedia profile.

So, some friends of mine were having a bonfire at Dockweiler Beach last night.

I was ambivalent about going. My soul is so in love with the Torah that it is hard for me to leave the house. I get everything I need via my high-speed broadband connection.

So I put a message on Facebook asking for a ride. I figured if I could get a ride, then I’d go.

So a male friend messaged me and I arranged to go with him.

Then a cute girl messaged me, and I canceled on my buddy, and took a ride with her. A ride to paradise!

I love finding out what the young people are up to. They have such interesting mating rituals.

I love dating young women. They’re not as jaded and bitter and defensive as the hags. They look better and they smell better. I just love the dewy sheen of youth. I don’t care if it is her youth that I am after or my own. I just know that hot young girls make me feel good. That’s all I know and that’s all I need to know. I’m a simple man with simple needs.



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